What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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