Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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