smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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