I'm going to jail i love you
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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