My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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