Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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