I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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