with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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