I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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