It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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