Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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