i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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