idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
