Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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