Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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