Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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(909): View more from California

if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed

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(714): View more from California

i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?

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(269): View more from Michigan

i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....

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(919): View more from North Carolina

We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.

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(407): View more from Florida

What's he like?

(954): View more from Florida

The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?

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(206): View more from Washington

Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge

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