Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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