so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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