Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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