Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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