I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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