I think i sorta joined a cult last night
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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