she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Boobs speak an international language.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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