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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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