okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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