Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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