Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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