Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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