He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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