Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Randomize
