I want to make a zoo with you.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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