so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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