Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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