Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
