We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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