Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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