you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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