My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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I need you to use more vowels.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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