i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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