Dual....:-)
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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