Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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