I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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