this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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