Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
handjob tips. give me some.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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