Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
did i just pee glitter
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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