so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
