You just made me feel so damn special
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It's never too late to be topless.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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