If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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