Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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