Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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