Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
