We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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