Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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