Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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