i think my mom watched the whole time
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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